|"During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of... off."|
I should be thankful, though, that with the access to free gyms and pools, I should at least be prevented from looking like this:
I hope you're all well. Thank you very much to everyone who has comforted me through the horror, the horror that is moving abroad. (But still not as bad as reading the book I've just referenced.) I know that when more time has passed I will be able to enjoy this more fully. At least I know that thanks to the laws of tragicomedy, when I'm happy, I laugh, and when I'm sad I laugh too – so really, it's a win-win situation!